so im back at work already and the people just dont stop shopping. there is nothing to buy but still they're there waiting for the roller doors to open!!!
totally looking forward to going to QLD in a couple of weeks!
called mother again today to check and see how she is going. and the verdict is ... not well. her cat/4th child is missing.
apparently it has been raining non-stop for the past 4/5 days now and 'jessica' is nowhere to be found. she's been out in the streets with flash-light and umbrella screaming her name. the RSPCA has been informed. the commercial radio stations have been alerted. neighbours have all been questioned.
SHE HAS LOST IT. here is a perfect example.
mother - oh ben, you wouldnt believe this... even the birds outside have started to imitate me calling jessica's name. i've been yelling it so much they've started saying it too.
ben - are you sure that they aren't just squarking like normal.
mother - no, they are actually saying JESSICAAAHH (it was at that point she starts screeching) ... well, they don't pronounce the J.. i dont think they can... but they can definately say ESSSICAAHHH
SHE IS A NUTTER
mother - no ben, dont you remember the birds in new zealand.. they can talk. it's incredible. they are so smart!
so, if anyone comes across this animal.. please contact my mother.
jessica seen here with my mother (on the right)
jessica seen here playing the hair-brush guitar.
and to think... i have just agreed to travel to africa with her!
all together now...SHIIIIIIIT.
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WRONG DATE!
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