Wednesday, February 27, 2008

always greeeeener

yes... i'm off to daylesford today on a mini adventure! this blog probably will remain un-attended until saturday when i return. totally looking forward to all the walking around and ye-olde buildings that likim has already taken photos of... but i will be seeing the world in HIGH DEFINITION... totally hoping there are ducks and cows running over the roads etc. oh well... see you all soon...

fingers crossed i can worm my way in to someones photo!

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

progress!

welcome to the old but still futuristic looking imac into my home

Saturday, February 23, 2008

this one's for you...

we love the i-robot....

rob... always good value no matter where you are or what you are doing... with his poor jokes and awesomely poor knowledge of the facts... (thought likims name was lilianna or something... or maybe even li-ching?)

ohhhhhh bi-robot!!!!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

it's official...

i have a crush on this girl. she's only 20!!! that is mental... what else is mental is me totally loving that new song... it's so wrong i know... once again this shows i have the taste of a 14 y.o girl...

mama say mama sah ma ma coo sahhh or something..

familiar

so.. just got off the phone from my fortnightly call to mother to check in to see what is happening in her life... and those in the family that she speaks to.

nana update v6.3

she needs a hip replacement!!! yes... that old bowl of chicken bones was out to get her it seems and now she might require surgery to fix it... here is how it happened!!!

she was walking to the door/bathroom or somewhere nana-ish ... la la la...

trying to avoid the bowl of chicken bones... nana decides to step to the to the left.. no suddden movements ... just a nice step to the left...

BAM! she instantly feels the pain and goes to the doctor where he tells her that she needs hip replacement surgery!

meanwhile... mum (pictured above) has downloaded the new version of bearshare and has instantly started chatting to people from all over the world while downloading generic cuban music! it seems that no matter what platform of networking p2p software she's on she can chat to anyone....

"there was a policeman... guy in turkey... woman from america or something..."

maybe thats where i got my addiction to talking to people on chat sites from??? maybe....

why control?



after all the chaos with that "fake" where the wild things are footage i was doing some research and i came across an old video that spike jonze directed for the "yeah yeah yeahs" .... anyways, it's a masterpiece as expected...

p.s- here is that wild things test footage..


Big Fake Monsters
by ThePlaylist

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

proving my point

she may be one of the hottest women on the planet... but can she act? or show emotion? slashfilm has posted these series of photos that once again prove my point that she can only do 1 or 2 variations of the same face...
p.s - hitchcock is probably rolling over on all his chins at the idea of her as tippi or janet!!!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

take this Member of Parliament!!!

yeh, well.. maybe i will make an effing complaint about you and the fact that you don't talk to anyone at work... can't/refuse to socialise and never engage in ANY conversation... not even the hello's or goodbyes... !!!

p.s - where do you go at lunch?

Monday, February 18, 2008

ding dong

1.
pinger

An ecstacy pill.

"I'm keen to get on a pinger tonight?"

1.
pinging

A state of increased anxious activity, typically induced by an amphetamine.

Man, whatever you have taken from Tony has made you fucked up..

Yeh, I'm pinging!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

sqwak to me... don cheadle

***this post is dedicated to the bi-yatches i work with***

ok ok... i have officially had a long good hard look at myself in the mirror and this is what i see...

and that's actually the good version.. the other version is..



yes... i am now officially known as a seagull at work for my constant pecking at other peoples food..

apparently my boss... (let's call him jacob) has a bit of a problem when i go in for a hot chippie!!! give me a break. we all know that it is the fucking weakness of a SeaGull for a hot chip.. jesters actually..

and now.. not only are they sqwaking at me non-stop... the jokes are flying around the store faster then amy winehouse died her hair back to black again...

it actually sounds alot worse than it actually is... i dont constantly do it... well, i do... but pretty much everytime i will ask for a little taste... people can say no... actually, i think anyone would prefer to be told...

"fuck off go get your own effing hot chips.."

instead of the ridicule i have been getting!

NOOOOO BINGO!

what is so wrong with curiousity? ... i like to try new things and experience as much as i can..

a hot chip is one thing.. but if someone has a sandwich or a fucking roast beef im not gonna go shoving my big fat beak in the way am i?

NO!

oh well... whatever! isnt that right renee? and sonia... i must beg my pardon!

as K_RUDD said so nicely on wednesday... im sorry!

now.. if you have a comment to make... please feel free to leave one below!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

feeling fat and miserable and my eyes are sore and im listening to this song



she is 12... what is it with the young ethnic kids that can sing... oh... i want to have a child like this...

p.s - there is something wrong with meeeeeee.e.e.e.e.e.eeeeeee

Thursday, February 14, 2008

good idea no. 286

robbing a florist on valentines day!
seriously... that is possibly the meanest thing i could think of on the day of days for them...

anyone who knows who robbed the kensington flower man should tell someone like a police man.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

it will be good!!!


oooooooh ... seeing this tonight and cannot wait.. the music has already given me the chills and if you are like likim and shit yourself at the sound of a violin... then have a listen to this...

p.s - totally loving the frat guy reviewing movie scores... maybe i could be friends with him?

Sunday, February 10, 2008

medi-eval paaaarty

here are a few pictures from the recent henry st party... for a full/witty insight into the affair, click this link and read likims detailed highlights..








Tuesday, February 05, 2008

the old comparison...



and then there is the original...



having listened to them a few times... i think i prefer the original... only by a smidgion... i think alot of that has to do with the 80's quality film clip and cool dancing..!

and there is one last version that i dooooo like... call me whatever but... here it is!

Friday, February 01, 2008

just quickly...

i found this video of sarah silverman over at perez... oh.. she is sooo funny.. and matt damon seems like always such a good sport!