scarlett

i tubed

the kid that edited this clip together is my new best friend...


omfg i love a montage

and if anyone does actually watch this clip ... you might want to check out part 2

i have shelves!!!

finally... a home for them all... and in alpha order...

mother hubbard

a late happy birthday to my darling mother who was pushed out of her mother 50-something years ago!!


despite the photo i chose there is a lot of love there!

i cannot believe my life has been able to survive without ever having been to this place...

sure i have heard of it... and it seems every single person in mebourne has been there... except meeeee!

i am in shock!

not only was it mega cheap... and filled with alternative hotties... the dumplings were actually pretty good.... pretty, pretty, pretty good!

anyways... i don't need to ramble on about it... let these pictures do the talking..

YUMMMMMO!

oh... i think i found my home!

talented fucker

and he was deaf??? bloody hell!!!!

as tobias would say... "goose-chills...."

where's the dough?

HERE!!!

yes, after many weeks of waiting for my 2.6 kgs of cookie dough purchased from my manager via his daughters school... it has arrived!!!

and they were delicious!

it is sooooo close...

arrrggghhhhh!!!

butterfly club

just got back from a coooool little bar/club in south melbs..

basically it is some nana's house turned into a bar.

the photos will illustrate previous statment.

and check out all the little cakes they had on offer!!!! (it was a 21st birthday)

scones and jams and creams

whilst at work the other day i was shown a new book that apparently is all over the place at the moment about a few ladies that made it big with "4 ingredients or less"

essentially it is a cook book with meals you can make... with yeh...

anyways... enter the scones!! it has always proven difficult for carol and i to make these mutherfockers ever since we went to that dum "high tea & scone" joint in the city that was actually sold out of said items!! STUPID!

so.. approximately 1 year later i get this recipe and... well... i was pretty happy..

i was a little sceptical in the beginning... with the can of lemonade and all... but, well, the pictures i think speak for themselves!!

ergghhh my brain!!

just think of what it's doing to your insides!!!

melbourne

with the computer broken... i have had some time to go out and take a few snaps with the old/brand new camera!!!

meh...

there she blows!!!

argghhh!!!

yes... it has come time for me to take pc down to the doctor to get fixed.
please enjoy these photos of my motherboard!!!





update- the doctors tell me she blew up!!

speed racer...

was HOT!

and very entertaining... 4 stars!

"Lucas In Love"

i recently came across this video that combines shakespeare in love with the creation of STAR WARS... the result is the following clever little clip!!

enjoy and have a laff!

i am obsessed with this ROBOT!

narnian hotties...

yeh.... it was a good movie!

follow up material

after reading likims blog post here ... check out the following steps in order to dress a 21 yr old male into a serial killing murdering nana...

ENJOY!

step 1 - buy any cheapo wig and some rollers to add "old woman" effect.

step 2 - style to preferred hairstyle... we went for the classic tied up bun.

step 3 - add desired amount of talcolm or baby powder... this will automatically age any hair colour and style to appear aged and olden.

step 4 - make final adjustments and prepare wig for removal.

step 5 - spray the shit out of it with hairspray and make sure it is solid as a rock!

and here is the final product!!!!

and there you have it... ladies and gentlemen .... goodnight!

how good is this place!!!

soooooo many good/weird and wonderful things!!!!

a tribute

ohh the news came to me a little while back that i was going to loose my hairdresser..

AND I STARTED TO FREAK OUT!

i have been going to my current one for some time and it was all smooth sailing... until he tells me that he will be moving to cairns!! i have always seemed to have a hard time going to get my hair cut... i get nervous and stressed out thinking they are going to severely fuck up my hair..

so i thought i would just go find some old photos that pay tribute to all the fabulous haircuts i have had thanks to matt over the past 4 years!!!!

actually... the photos dont really do his work justice and looking my pimply face makes me gag.. but now the task begins to find another perfect candidate to snip my locks..

does anyone know anyone???