i'm bringing sexy BACK!

been about a week since i have blogged... just no time these days... i have been so busy and productive with my life.

recent highlights include

- applying for a medicare card
- applying for an ABN (australian business number) for those who aren't in the know...
- getting my watch battery changed over
- cashing my cheque
- working, running, sleeping, eating &

- I JOINED THE GYM ! ! !

yes, i know ... i gave into the urge that was killing me for so long... i am now a member of fitness first! and yes, i know how much it is costing me and i know that there are apparently there are a number of traps i am going to fall into, but i can honestly say i am looking forward to it! it's gonna be hard work and lots of determination, but i am going to be bringing sexy back! YEAH!

so, likim and i were thinking that we could take some before and after shots of my guts - abs and my chicken wings - biceps! woot woot... it would be pretty cool to see how it goes ... on monday i have my first session with me personal trainer who is gonna give me a guide on what to do so i can become a ten outta ten on "amihotornot" dot com!

i went in the other day for the first time, feeling quite nervous and scared ... i went in and got changed and then did 1.5 km run - 1 km cross country cycle ... and then just some weights and presses and stuff like that ... i was pretty worn out and i was sweating quite alot and then i thought i should go in for a cycle class as i was trying to be all cool about it ... i thought it went for an hour and 10 mins in i was freaking out and totally loosing my shit thinking i wasnt going to make it... turns out the class only lasts for about 30 mins and i nearly made it until my calf muscle cramped up and i had a HUGE spasm and had to quickly leave the class and hobble off to the locker room...

oh, which brings me to my next topic... the locker room... LOVES TO BE JUST LIKE ON TV! except no bullying .. which was a little disappointing, i was hoping to see a guy get thrown into the lockers for being a nerd or a geek!

so now im currently at work and it's reasonably quiet because it is 'grand finale' day but there are always those people like myself who feel they need to come in and annoy me with their dvd queries because they hate sport... so, im watching the "odd couple" with my good pal "mr wilson but it isnt funny ... i thought it was gonna be funny like "grumpy ol' men" but nope... just not that good...

OMG... DINNER LAST NIGHT WITH THE UNCLE!

ohhh.... seriously was the best thing i think i havent eaten in a long time, (probably since last week when we went to docklands and ended up eating 250 bones of japanese food) but, this place - "THE OLD KINGDOM" located along smith st... (my other ol' pal) anyways, this crazy man that we reckon is a mix of the iron chef, the godfather & a chinese mr wilson all rolled in one, comes out with a roast duck and then tells us how to prepare peking duck rolls! YUMMY!

four dishes later we were all sooo happy and full it was off to brunetti's to stuff ourselves with 6 different types of cakes and treats ...

so much for my eating healthy and gym routine!

now im totally busting to go to the toilets for a number 2 and i cant because the shop is filled with people.... ohhh my life sucks!

p.s- DON'T EVER WATCH THE BENCHWARMERS! IT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE!

observations

it has been a long time since my last good blog - firstly ...

happy birthday to benno - who turned 21!

unfortunately i missed it as i was working for a shoot which was sooo totally cool it would make steve buscemi blush... nah nah, it was pretty cool, hopefully sometime in the near future i will have some screenshots ... (it was a concert for a church project) pretty awesome choir and emo songs.... but, anyways, happy birthday to him and sorry none of us were there! ouch...

so on with the blog... i just want to ask some questions and write some observations that i have seen lately and around the city

1- who the fuck eats a gaytime ice-cream on an 8 degree day?
2- why does a customer feel the need to get so close to me he has his tongue on my face. and his arm was touching my arm?
3- where are all the morning joggers besides sarah chu and myself?
4- why do all the emo's gather at flinders st steps? why not somewhere dark and not in public - maybe a cave with free hairspray and wax for their fringes & fronts.
5- why are all the dangerfield staff
a- fucking annoying and in your face &
b- dress like they've woken up, come in and put things on from the shelf
6- the "don don" box has gotten about 10 times bigger (ask likim)
7- hello? hello? is probably one of sarah chu's greatest comical creations
8- who reserves a copy of johnny knoxville's "the ringer" ?
9 - why does my ex-housemate ring and talk to me when i lived with her for 2 weeks.
GIVE UP ALREADY!!! i dont want to join your CULT!
10 - why the fuck can i never not smell the inside of my nose??????????

it was helio's bday ...

and leo calls me ego-centric... PAY YOUR LATE FEES BITCH! love ben

classic quote # I

Waiting for Guffman

written by Christopher Guest & Eugene Levy

Corky: So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not giving me any money so now I'm left basically with nothing. I'm left with zero. What can I do with zero, y'know, what can...I-I can't do anything with it. This is my life here, we're talking about we're not talking about something else, we're talking about my life, y'know and it's forcing me to do something I don't want to do. To leave to go out and just leave and go home and say make a clean cut here and say 'no way, corky. you're not putting up with these people and I'll tell why I can't put up with you people because you're bastard-people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people and I'm goin' home and I'm gonna I'm gonna bite my pillow. It's what I'm gonna do.

i wish i was a punk rocker?

WOW. what an exciting time it has been. so many things have happened. and now im a little pissed as this is my second time at writing this freakin post.

well, as my blog post title shows, im pretty down and hip with the lastest things that are going on... so, i will get started on my many stories that have happened...

firstly... sarah chuah is now in melb. she loves to move. and at the moment she is staying at my house and sleeping with me ... not top and tail though ... it's going okay.. we havent been fighting like we did when we were younger - for example - when she deleted all my stuff off the computer i threw a dinner plate at her head from the veranda... unfortunately i missed and it was a waste of a plate. and then dad got shitty at me. but anyways ... yeh, she is here and her suitcases are covering my floor and clothes are everywhere.. i am dealing pretty well though ... so, it's off to go looking for houses ... and shopping and starting the melb. move all over again.

TOM GANT was here recently here and it was fun times. i havent seen this hottie since last week and before that, in may ... and before that, in 2004... but we never got the chance to hang out heaps and chat about the old days. it was fun times as previously mentioned in the last sentence and beers just seemed to go down v. nicely!!! as my friend matthew le calls it, a "drink up" took place and then it was off to leo's party in a little bit. the gang was in force... and it was all happening - i was already drunk @ about 6pm... that was when we decided to get some food. basically, sarah tom and myself placed a whole charcoal chicken on the table and picked at it with our hands... steven did hand us forks and shit, but it wasnt an option. go nuts guys! for a reference on how i eat chicken, please check an earlier post. ewww

before i forget to write about, i went and saw eraserhead at acmi. now, for those who arent as down as i am re: lynch - it was his first feature film. fucking hell. what is wrong with this guy - just look at these pictures... what goes on inside his beautiful mind? anyways... the film freaked the shit out of me, and robert was turned to look at me covering my mouth in shock and just looking absolutely disgusted. oh well... he is a genius and i loved it. and there were so many arty hotties there. all coming together for the love of film and david lynch.



after that i had to catch the last train home where there was a mother of a c*nt on the train who i hope rots her fat corpse on some burning coals and then she is shat on my every single person in this city and then the vultures rip her eyes out while she is still alive burning to a crisp and smelling and vomiting because she smells like shit. pheww... she made a rascist comment to me and i was looking right at her. then she went on to tell her freinds how she's so fucking great and how she had to get an abortion coz she took some E and got pregnant to some burnout that is a jerk. MARRY ME!

so back to leo's party... yeh, it was awesome. everyone was there and dancing and the like, being all social. gant was in his element ... and again, the drinks were coming left right and center! there are a few photos ... not many though ... but it was a good night! after the panama dining room, we went to yelza or something where sarah chu managed to flirt with the doorman about his glasses frames and sarah K loves to flirt with all the gay guys and managed to score a compliment about how she has "an arse that never quits" ... and then 30 minutes later and a taxi ride from hell ... (not really, he was kinda driving like someone from the police academy movies) we arrived home to sleep... come 4 hours time - it was off to work for me!

work was okay... actually, it was pretty good... all the regulars... and then i had this thrown at me as this guy was leaving the store...

- oh, they shouldn'a made this should they? (pointing to brokeback mountain)
- oh, didnt like it did you?
- nah mate, fuckin' poofters...

he chuckled and i had to pretend i was humored and not offended by his extremely obvious homophobia. then matthew le came into work early and it was off to see hedwig and the angry inch.

oh, i love to love the theatre! she/he was sooo good and as sarah chu said, "oh, he's fabulous... isn't he?" but the show was pretty fuckin' good... he was so energetic and in the character, rocking and dancing and throwing around the stage and singing sooooo goodly. oh, it was amazing. i love to not be able to explain the greatness of the show in words, it's something that you have to see and then go, wow, that was pretty fuckin' awesome! david bowie said it was the best thing he'd seen it years... and years to come... !!!

Producer David Hawkins of Showtune Production has worked hard for four years to create an Australian version of the show. “The pedigree for Hedwig is extraordinary. Fans have been clamoring for an Australian season and they haven’t been disappointed,” says Hawkins. “Our cast and production will blow people’s minds.”

after that was vietnamese food where i stuffed my face as per tradition and then ate trampoline!

it was an effing top weekend people!!

'appy birf-day ?? ('arry potter?)

she loves to turn 27. dum ya later... your dum present is 'ere. see you when sarah chu gets here. yewwww she loves to act hella hypo probably...

another birthday...

happy day to my old video ezy biyatch chris "shizzle dizzle" spathis.

love ben.

for the record

okay... let's just get a couple of things clear shall we.

1- the nana LOVED the couch.
2- i DID offer her a mattress and/or my bed.
3- she is on a breathing apparatus & cannot climb my Mt. Everest stairs.
4- she loved KING KONG.

the nana - circa 1993-ish

bargain

yep, to cope with recent times of feeling internally emotional, i have picked up a bloody bargain... the O.C season 1 on dvd for 26 clams... i feel it has already paid for itself - watching only 2 episodes the theme song has lifted my spirits up so high it's crazy....

(click on above image for a lovely wallpaper created by meeee)

enough!

can everyone please stop dying. im over it. argghhhh...

peter brock, february 26th 1945- september 8th 2006

coming soon

coming home from the Philippines soon!


anyways, just thought i'd put this pic on the net coz it's funky and leila is talented...

shut up bitch

get over yourself germaine... you're a turd and nobody cares about you... how can someone say shit like that when people have lost a loved one? COME ON!!!

"i think he had it coming... the animal kingdom finally got its revenge" ... blah blah im fat and old and full of bitterness because of a failed marriage (or something) and i have no one in my life and i live in london and its cold and miserable and so am i...

ARGHHH

but, good old pollie kevin rudd said it best... GO KEV!!!

"look, i really think that germaine is an absolute idiot.... she really does need to stick a sock in it. i mean, who says that when a nation is greiving ... when a family is greiving..."

OH, THIS GUY RULES.

remind me to vote for you in the next election mr. rudd.

loss of a legend

well... we have all heard the news about steve and how he died... this is probably going to sound very dum but i love to be hella upset. im at work at the moment, watching "the hours" and weeping at all the messages people have been sending in to his family...

he loves to be a legend.

so sad...

in the words of my mother...

"its such a waste. and ther are people out there who dont deserve to live. like the feral druggo's... so sad isnt it?"

i was just reading all his wikipedia stuff and already that have updated it and everything. and last night on the effing radio some C*NT was already giving him shit about "harassing animals" and being a nuisance... he hasn't even been gone a day... for fucks sake!! get's me so angry.

meanwhile... another famous aussie has died on the same day and hasnt gotten any coverage at all which is pretty sad... colin thiele who wrote "storm boy" ... so, not that i really knew much about him... he was 85 which i guess was to be expected...

anyways, the world will no longer be the same now that this great man and character has been taken from us. i dont think we will ever see anyone else like this man that had such passion and love for his planet, animals and family....

i LOVE to say DUM

check that last post. every sentence nearly contained the word love and or dum.

LOVED to be spoiled... just sum-dum pics.

yeh, so, 20th birthday and it was present time from the two dummy's on the couch who love to be to generous. sarah fell asleep leaving butters and me to unwrap. then she woke up.

one of my presents was 24 game... so, i love to immediately grab all my dum merch. and display it.

me opening up the largest present of the lot. it loved to be a mystery...

that's my never fail face and also a ricky gervais "are you 'avin' a laff" face ... only me! dum...

obviously smashed off my fash and seriously inhailing down the noodles. dum yourself.

this was the dum cake that i got made my likim. loves to be a brownie with high sugar content.

before i unwraped all my presents. i was thinking it was so dum that they love to buy me numerous presents.
love to be creative and cut my dum name out of the wrapping paper.

loved to now have a clue i was getting this.

FHHHHH.... loves to another gay cowboy movie to add to my dvd collection...

happy birthday to chu!

well, im now officially 20 (and im sooo effing depressed) ... and sarah chu is 19 ! happy birthday to us! heres some pictures of us through out the years... so far i have spent the day watching the ending of babe and the end of muppet treasure island to cheer me up as i always seem to get upset by the fact nothing has changed in my life and i seem to be in the same spot as i was last year. oh well... im sure tonight will be fun... right guys???

DONT CHA!!! oh i miss you leila! EMO



coming soon to whatsthatmovie.blogspot... - likim turning 27 & my 76-ish something nana staying with me. oh, i cant wait .... there's gonna be some good pictures!!!