i'm bringing sexy BACK!

been about a week since i have blogged... just no time these days... i have been so busy and productive with my life.

recent highlights include

- applying for a medicare card
- applying for an ABN (australian business number) for those who aren't in the know...
- getting my watch battery changed over
- cashing my cheque
- working, running, sleeping, eating &

- I JOINED THE GYM ! ! !

yes, i know ... i gave into the urge that was killing me for so long... i am now a member of fitness first! and yes, i know how much it is costing me and i know that there are apparently there are a number of traps i am going to fall into, but i can honestly say i am looking forward to it! it's gonna be hard work and lots of determination, but i am going to be bringing sexy back! YEAH!

so, likim and i were thinking that we could take some before and after shots of my guts - abs and my chicken wings - biceps! woot woot... it would be pretty cool to see how it goes ... on monday i have my first session with me personal trainer who is gonna give me a guide on what to do so i can become a ten outta ten on "amihotornot" dot com!

i went in the other day for the first time, feeling quite nervous and scared ... i went in and got changed and then did 1.5 km run - 1 km cross country cycle ... and then just some weights and presses and stuff like that ... i was pretty worn out and i was sweating quite alot and then i thought i should go in for a cycle class as i was trying to be all cool about it ... i thought it went for an hour and 10 mins in i was freaking out and totally loosing my shit thinking i wasnt going to make it... turns out the class only lasts for about 30 mins and i nearly made it until my calf muscle cramped up and i had a HUGE spasm and had to quickly leave the class and hobble off to the locker room...

oh, which brings me to my next topic... the locker room... LOVES TO BE JUST LIKE ON TV! except no bullying .. which was a little disappointing, i was hoping to see a guy get thrown into the lockers for being a nerd or a geek!

so now im currently at work and it's reasonably quiet because it is 'grand finale' day but there are always those people like myself who feel they need to come in and annoy me with their dvd queries because they hate sport... so, im watching the "odd couple" with my good pal "mr wilson but it isnt funny ... i thought it was gonna be funny like "grumpy ol' men" but nope... just not that good...

OMG... DINNER LAST NIGHT WITH THE UNCLE!

ohhh.... seriously was the best thing i think i havent eaten in a long time, (probably since last week when we went to docklands and ended up eating 250 bones of japanese food) but, this place - "THE OLD KINGDOM" located along smith st... (my other ol' pal) anyways, this crazy man that we reckon is a mix of the iron chef, the godfather & a chinese mr wilson all rolled in one, comes out with a roast duck and then tells us how to prepare peking duck rolls! YUMMY!

four dishes later we were all sooo happy and full it was off to brunetti's to stuff ourselves with 6 different types of cakes and treats ...

so much for my eating healthy and gym routine!

now im totally busting to go to the toilets for a number 2 and i cant because the shop is filled with people.... ohhh my life sucks!

p.s- DON'T EVER WATCH THE BENCHWARMERS! IT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE!