Thursday, July 05, 2007

1 degree of seperation

ok. i have a link to a terrorist. it's official. i'm sooo excited as this totally makes my life 1 step closer to being like 24! so, before they arrest me for telling you all this... read it and copy it and make sure everyone knows the truth about that doctor from the gold coast...


"HE'S LOVELY"


yes... you heard it here first!!! this comes straight from my mothers mouth who has actually spoken to him on several occasions as he is the very man that nursed my nana from her death-bed!!!


it so doesn't make sense that he would be a bomber... he is a doctor... saving lifes... and then killing... maybe he justifies it that way. so apparently my nana; who has recently been sick on the gold coast has been seeing Mohammed Haneef to help her breathe again.


"it can't be true ben. he's such a lovely man... oh... i don't think he can be a terrorist... nana and i always talked to him and he was very nice"


trust my mother and nana to be best buds with a terrorist. seriously.. i could see a good sitcom out of this... him driving a bus with explosives and nana wanting to stop to buy oranges before reaching his target... or my mother yapping off his ear with stock market info while he has a bomb strapped to his body. unable to leave to reach his remote detonator.


the effing possibilities are endless. submit your own NOW!!

2 comments:

MikeRotch said...

ooohhh boy

Li-Kim Chuah said...

Ok i was going to steal this post but its so well written I will just link to it on mine.