Thursday, May 11, 2006

Ben Is a fucking Idiot as Well

Here is an illustration of some REAL stupidity-

Ben, until recently, thought that all women had two periods a month. He was somehow under the impression that this blood letting was the result of having to pass a chicken sized egg! After I explained to him that this was not the case, he asked (very seriously mind you) if the egg was larger, like an Emu perhaps, and whether the absence of "laying" was a result of the female bodies natural acids.

Um... yeah, Chris Lee mishap, not sounding so stupid now is it?

This was only moments before, during the exercise regime of the “New Ben” he stored his Ipod (which for all you mechanical novices out there, has a rather strong light on the side) down his underpants. So as he gyrated around the house “exercising” his balls were flashing.

If ever I met a boy who belongs in Babylon, it is Ben…

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee. Hee hee hee. Ha!

Li-Kim Chuah said...

You forgot the bit about him thinking they also came out like BAKED BEANS!!!! Ewwwww

Anonymous said...

Baked beans?? Ben, what were you doing during HRE? Drawing pictures of yourself as Aragorn? Practicing kissing on an orange? Making daffodil necklaces?

I think you owe Sarah a few breakfact foccacias for letting down women everywhere. For shame!

Anonymous said...

Man, thats the dumbest thing i have ever read/heard. Tell Ben he's a dumb ass. Oh wait... he already knows that right?

Dont cha style!

See ya at my dont cha 21st!