video sl-ezy

ARGHHH... ok, now its time to bitch about work and stupid customers that complain.

i have come to the conclusion that they aren't actually angry with my service, but they have problems at home. here's an example.

super busy night. this woman is like, "next" in the queue and she yells out "do you even have a system" anyways... basically i said yeh, you are meant to wait over there... and she jumps forward and throws the dvd on the counter and says whatever and walks out of the store.

"oh, im sorry... is your husband leaving you for another woman??"

i didnt actually say that, but it's my way of dealing with fuckwits who decide to take shit out on me because they are having trouble in the sack.

another time... this slightly gay guy who i thought was quite nice and polite came up to me with 2 new releases. "that's $9.90 thanks" so he gladly hands over the money and i give him 10 cents change and close the transaction. he takes two steps away from the counter and returns with... "oh, i can get another one cant i?" ummm... "well, there is the 3for1o $$ special."
"so, then i can get another one?" "nah, i've already done the transaction." then, i get this thrown at my face with the gayest, queeniest & bitchiest tone, like he was going to have a cry... "oh, well, thanks for telling me..." as he turns away and walks off...

"READ THE FUCKING SIGNS" i yelled as soon as he left the store and it was empty!

ARGHHHH... these people. am i meant to teach and fucking hold there hands to be able to pick 3 fucking films. GRRRR

then, there are the people who have the WORST taste in movies i cant even look them in the eye. you know the type i mean, they hire american pie - band camp, national lampoon's adam&eve and any other straight to video bullshit.

but, to all of my favorite customers, you know who you are... you are the ones who's p/w's i know and names i remember... you are all cool. and, you should be greatful that i almost always delete your late fee's.