happy easter

well, happy easter to the 3 people that read this... hope ya'll having an eggcellent day... i couldnt resist that one...

movies i have watched lately include...

sex - the annabel chong story
fat albert... HEY HEY HEY
KING KONG PRODUCTION DIARIES
wadd... doco about a pornstar had a big DING-A-LING
cabin fever ... cheap-o horro flick with some dodge acting...

IN OTHER NEWS...

lately i have been trying to adjust to life on macaulay rd. vs. racecourse rd.

there are a few good shops around but nothing compared to my 'old pals' around the corner...

things i miss

asian lass charcoal chicken
somali lass charcoal chicken
kebabs & big chopstix

things i have GAINED!!!

the other day i went into my local foodstore to stock up on "survival supplies" ie. soap and at the check out i had this waiting for me...

yes, that's right... A GAY! not just a nice gay, but this overly sarcastic (seemed to be) nice, excessively friendly gay... the bad gays...

now before you come around to my empty house with coconuts and bowling balls to bash my head in about being a homo hater take a few steps back buddies... i love gays... they are great. without them, we wouldnt have queer-eye, joh bailey hair products and other such things... but, back to my scenario

me buying soap. read him with overly gay tone.

BEN (walking to register) - hi, just this please
GAY CHECKOUT LAD - do you want a bag for that?

then i thought, hang on... its an effing 5 pack of dove you dipstick... why the eff do i want a bag for that??

GAY LAD - okay, well, you have yourself a fantastic evening...
BEN LAD - yeh, you yoo...

WHAT THE EFF?? SERIOUSLY... WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO WITH 5 EFFING BARS OF DOVE SOAP THAT WOULD MAKE IT A FANTASTIC EVENING???

i bet this is what HE was thinking...

novelty soap courtesy of google images

he was gay and annoying... and not even hot gay like this man

dude from evita & best pals wedding