another week in ben

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umm yeh, so anyways, once again, hello to the 3 people approx. that this actually reaches... here is another (delayed) update for my blog... it's just gonna be a mish mash of things really...

1- the triangle...

ARGHHHH!!! what a load of horse S. seriously.... "how much do you know about the bermuda triangle" boomed sammy in those effing promo's... and after wasting 4 hrs of my life i still no S. man.... that got my goat for the week...

2- movies slash dvds...

lately, do to my extreeeemely poor-ness lately i have been "hiring" dvds from work... i will try and review all the movies i have watched recently in a poor fashion...

- grizzly man

basically about this nut who "protects" grizzly bears and then gets eaten by the very thing he lurved... emo, messed up, nutty and a little chilling... he is quite a character - watch this if you dont want to go into the woods.... my only problem is that i didnt hear the audio of his getting ripped apart.... man i sick! "****" - final countdown

-dumb & dumberer

yeh, i know... im dum... but i had to see what the dealio was... anyways, it wasnt bad... i laughed when they said the S word like 20 times coz sum guy thort he had S'd eferywhare.... i thank i mughta snortthed... i carnt remember... ummmm yeh, so, lame but fun and there was a lesbian pash so something for everyone really.... oh, and i couldnt believe that the guy that played llyod- which was jim carrey's character was actually a "hottie" in real life... so, never judge a nerd by they face!!! lesson there for all of us... "**1/2" - final countdown

-crash (david cronenburger)

man... i never seen any of his stuff before, i remember seeing the fly when i was younger but that was just coz of jeff "jurassic park" goldblum was in it... basically people that have car crashes or have severely effed up body's having sex everywhere... mainly in cars and stupid places where the camera is all up against it... meh... i fell asleep in this one.... twice! james spader is creepy and holly "piano" hunter is weird... i liked it better when she didnt talk against the wild and wonderful new zealand landscapes... "***" - final countdown

-saved

yeh, another teeny movie with god-like proportions... meh... um it was about mandy moore's character was a geez-us nutter who wanted everything to be perfect.. it was cool... had some funny scenes and even mr. culkin pulled off being a crippled... (no effence) yeh... i dunno with this one.. it was good and that was it really... just kinda nice... watch it... you wont be disaappointed "***1/2" - final countdown

-alien

oh mannn.... i have never effing seen an alien movie before... none of them... anyways, so, i thought i would watch from the beginning and see what the guy that brought us gladiator had in his early days... (man, someones cooking eggs and im hungry) yeh, so, it was coool... not much alien, but thats what you get when you wanna have low budgie or summink im guessing... but, sigourney was fun, she kicked ass and the little bilbo from rings was good.... spoiler for those who havent seen it look away now... HE WAS AN EFFING ROBOT!!! didnt pick that one up... there was some good tension and aliens freaked my out with its slime and icky factor... final confrontation was a let down though.. but i guess thats why they got like, 4 more sequels... bring them on... "***1/2" - final countdown

-zero day

okay, so im settling in for the night after new neighbours tapped on the wall coz my speakers were to high when i was skipping through "walk the line" preview disc... (i know, already!!!) anyways, so i decided to watch this movie that i thought was a doco about these boys who shot up their school in USA... pieced together, the dir. uses all their home video footage and it goes along as they plot and plan mission "zero day" ummmmmmmmmm.... so, yeh, as it turns out it was all fake, only did i realise this when it said NOT REAL on the back cover... dog im dumd! yeh, so, really good... script was all really real but i did feel a little motional sickness when eating my pastie... watch it, its good... i would recco it to ppl to liked elephanto.... same thingy i guess... "****" - final countdown

-remember the titans

oh please... just what i need... another racial-feel-good-they-all-are-buds-in-the-end-when -they- have-to-work-as-a-team movie!!! EFF YEAH!!! good old blackie denzel in another heartie role being all emo and inspirational about football.... makes me wish i was fit really... so, bruckheimer was attached to this, its got all the trademarks of him all over it even the score which was done with long time pal trevor something who also did armageddon... which it seemed like he ripped the music for this film... SCANDAL.... anyways, it was emo and we all effing knew they were gonna win and someone was gonna die... but, i had to watch it as a man came into work who worked at k-mart tyre and auto service and commended my on my excellent customer service and shook my hand saying... "you have no idea how much it means to a customer" so, that was emo and then he asked if we had it saying it was the ULTIMATE inspirational movie... man, you dont muck with a guy that changes oil and tyres when he says ULTIMATE.... anyways................... back to my effing review... yeh, it was good... i probably had a little tear when something happened to a black person or summink... yeh, but noo, but yeh!!!
"***" - final countdown



yeh, that will do for the movies section.... more reviews to come i guess... i have watched many more but forgotten what they were!!!

yeh, on another note... this is gonna be FIN for now, my fingers and toes are freeezing
bye!!