death at a cinema

meh. what a let down. death at a funeral totally didnt live up to all the hype about how hilarious it was.

basically some fam gets together after the dad dies and all the shit hits the fan and then someone takes drugs not knowing that its acid and then a midget loves to be the dead guys gay lover who's trying to extort the family for money.

i went in watching this with an open mind and i was in the mood for some laughter.. and... NOPE. no such satisfaction. it had some good moments; dont get me wrong... but i felt slightly cheated that the whole movie really relied on drug guy.

meh. obviously not in the mood to write a review for this film.

p.s - anyone wanting to buy seinfeld for cheap let me know!

me got game!

ok.. so i have been totally slack re: the blog and all aspects of maintaining an interesting and cool blog. it wasnt until recent comments from a fellow blogger that made me re-analyse and have a good long hard look at myself and the reason why i started blogging in the first place. so, from now on i will be less dependent on you-tube clips and posters and things like that.

from on now... more stories and things of the unexpected.

i.e -

loves to look pretty

plus... norah jones acting!?

where are they now?

you may remember nearly a year ago i got assaulted (punched in the face) during my employment at video ezy...

and what just did happen to the guy who did the crime?

i had asked myself this very question and then like another smack in the face i run into outside myer in the city selling...

man, i totally freaked out. and then i laughed. and then i felt guilty that i put him there.

and then i thought about it. he put himself there. oooh... he is soooo fucking gross. YUCK.

oh well... at least i have some closure as to where he is and what he is up to..

snip snip here..

i thought this was quite a good attempt at creating a trailer for baz lurhmanns new film 'australia' by using alot of other footage from other films... if i was dumb and didnt know any better i would almost think it's the real deal.



anyways... cant wait to see nicole in all her glory!

(you LOVE to all hate her)

Shaun Micallef - Polite Distances

came across this just then!!! ohh... it is SO true.

coming soon!!!

looks fucking hilarious!!!

clive owen, david tennant, gordon ramsay... and many others all make an appearance in... EXTRAS - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

iRON mAN

i'm not a racist but...

have you ever noticed that indians always wear really ugly denim?

Grease - Summer Nights Lego Stop Motion Animation

oh... there are some clever bitches around!

party pants - put em on!

p.s - or wear something horse related.

upcoming trailers...

into the wild



the brave one



day watch



a mighty heart



eastern promises



rendition



gabriel

find-a-what?

FIND A GRAVE!

obviously. like there wasnt enough weird sites out there on the net, this one lets you search through an online database/cemetary of people from all over the world.

i found this out because...

1. i was reading an article about dave hughes & entourage guy on rove.
   
2. youtubed that... but came up with rove interviewing the guy that does elmo's voice.
   
3. he (elmo) mentioned belinda emmett and i thought she was already dead when he was interviewed.
   
4. i double checked on IMDB.
   
5. she died a couple of months after.
   
6. there was a comment with a link to a virtual grave-site for belinda emmett.

so that's that.

oh, click HERE for that site. if interested.

$$$

having recently done my taxes and now that i am working like a slave ... in a few weeks i will have enough money to buy me a camera that will shoot footage that looks like this...


mmm... loves to be ouch-y and have hella good qualities...

THIS IS ENGLAND - REVIEW

off we went to see the latest film from director shane meadows.

man, this movie was soo good. authentic and realistic. funny and scary. sad and happy. mmm it had all the elements. based on experiences by the director himself, it follows the story of this young kid who after getting bullied meets a group of skinheads and makes friends with them. they start hanging out and eventually he becomes caught up in some BAAAD shit and then it pretty much hits the fan in the end.

the young kid, Thomas Turgoose who plays shaun is amazing. he's like 6 and he's swearing and able to understand and play along with all this intense shit. the other standout was Stephen Graham playing combo ... a messed up skinhead nutter, recently released from prison.

this film is totally grounded in the 80's. everything is soo real. the PD-o-meter was going off the charts in this film. costumes, music, houses... props... it's like watching a doco. crazy!

as i said, this film had some totally 'LOL' moments and then switched into fucking scary territory. powerful performances and a fascinating subject make THIS IS ENGLAND one of my favourite movies of the year!

check it out!