What a piece of work

Just in regards to my current landlord at the moment who is really something else. I have probably mentioned it before.. but this guy is just a mean man!

I actually rang the man to talk about my moving in… (keep in mind it’s only temporary) anyways… before the phone call even gets underway, he’s asking me where is the rent, where are my references, the bond… etc etc…

I mean come on! I haven’t even settled my shit and he’s on the blower giving me sarcasm and evil like never before!

Anyways... he had the nerve to come over the other day without telling us (it turned out he did actually tell Bessie but she failed to pass that on to the rest of us) so a knock at the door and I immediately went into hiding mode because of my inability to make chit chat at the door and the fact that I never know who is going to be there!

So, sarah goes to the front door and it begins! Meanwhile, I’m in my underpants in her room hiding behind the door. And I had to stay there for at least 10 mins… and every now and then I hear bits of conversation…

“there are proper procedures for bond money… there is the authority…” blah blah he went on and on about this and that and then was wanting to get access to the shed out the back.

Giving you the quick geographical tour of our house… basically to get to the back… so now I am in the crazy position of having to run out of the room in between him going past the window!!!

Arghhh … so sarah comes in and finds me under her bed… hiding from the window because the door faces the window!!

IM TRAPPED!

Where am i?? what has my life become? Who am i???