ok ok... i have officially had a long good hard look at myself in the mirror and this is what i see...
and that's actually the good version.. the other version is..
yes... i am now officially known as a seagull at work for my constant pecking at other peoples food..
apparently my boss... (let's call him jacob) has a bit of a problem when i go in for a hot chippie!!! give me a break. we all know that it is the fucking weakness of a SeaGull for a hot chip.. jesters actually..
and now.. not only are they sqwaking at me non-stop... the jokes are flying around the store faster then amy winehouse died her hair back to black again...
it actually sounds alot worse than it actually is... i dont constantly do it... well, i do... but pretty much everytime i will ask for a little taste... people can say no... actually, i think anyone would prefer to be told...
"fuck off go get your own effing hot chips.."
instead of the ridicule i have been getting!
NOOOOO BINGO!
what is so wrong with curiousity? ... i like to try new things and experience as much as i can..
a hot chip is one thing.. but if someone has a sandwich or a fucking roast beef im not gonna go shoving my big fat beak in the way am i?
NO!
oh well... whatever! isnt that right renee? and sonia... i must beg my pardon!
as K_RUDD said so nicely on wednesday... im sorry!
now.. if you have a comment to make... please feel free to leave one below!
7 comments:
Hahahaha... Hey Renee! I really like your blog, it rocks! I didnt know that you were so into movies and recently dressed up like a tinman! Gosh sorry renee about those seagull remarks, it was a little harsh.
Hahaha, seriously Ben, your costume was great, although it did look like it was falling to pieces around you. Just watched another awesome doco called Overnight. Its about the guy who directed Boondock Saints (which i havent seen) its how miramax made and destroyed him so he can never work in Hollywood again, pretty, pretty brutal. Check it out. My DVD burner is fucked i need to get the cunt repaired otherwise, i'd get you a copy, seriously Ben it's a fucking must see, like jesus camp.
I cant believe you ended up traming home... I hope you've learnt your lesson there, although maybe you picked up some food trails along the way. Hahaha
FYI: No carbs for dinner tonight, sorry!
Hows that for a comment! Big shout out to Renee! Hey Girlfriend!
It is a Chuah genetic trait to eat other people's food/ too much/ all the time etc. WE CAN'T HELP IT. I think I have grown out of being a Seagul or perhaps I have just morphed into another animal that scavengers and steals. Seagulls kind of demand don't they.
Ooohhh Sonia, we are so creative. Our little blog spot is amazing. Hows about Ben. He's amazing. I didn't realise that seagulls could use a computer or type. they are such smart creatures. !!!!! HAHAHA. Funny bitches we are Ben, don't you think. Ben get over it. Who gives a fuck if you pick at food. Shit stains picks at her ass AARRGGHH!!!!! so it could be worse. We all have our little idiosyncrasis (i think that's right) so just embrace it. Be proud of. If not FLY south for the winter to try and get over it!!!!!!Anyway homies should see you on Thursday?!?!?! will blog again soon!!!!! P.S Ben do you love my username!!!!!
So here i am reading your blog and Ben it is amazing. And i say that without any (not even a hint) sarcasim which you would be used to from me. I love it. I have had to stop reading because i have a child that requires my attention and the wiggles only keep her entertained for so long!!!!! Any way thought i'd post something nice, now i will go and throw up!!!! P.S. i didn't even start the whole seagull thing anyways. I walked in after that comment was made. I just well um joined in!!!! Was and still is quite funny. Although i don't htink those pictures of you capture your best side!!!!!
Hahahaha! You're a funny cunt ritler! Ooops, can i say cunt?
Ben check your facebook.
Ritler, whats your email?
Just let me know at work. Ta.
Wow Ben looks at all these comments!
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