so been working like lots lately... pretty much full time as everyone is on holidays... just thought i'd take this opportunity to write about all the dum bitches that shop at JB and the things i have to deal with.
(i know this is all the same stuff, but it is all i got)
-price matching.
now, this is probably my most hated of all questions. why dont they just go upstairs and get it from where they saw it from. the other day i had a guy wanting to match the price by 12 cents!!! fucking hell people. what is the world coming to when we are so lazy we cant walk back to target and pick it off the shelf. probably just wanting it from us because they are sold out.
recently i had this really fucking stuck up couple wanting a copy of CARS (apparently seen at safeway somewhere for $18??) ... anyways... they were so sure that the safeway here would have the same stock (we can only price match for direct competition) i rang to find out. we were closing and they werent bothered. after being on hold for about 5 minutes... i asked and the guy answered with a simple no we dont have that DVD.
sorry, they dont have it... i can't change the price.
oh come on... that's so lame. you can change it.
oh come on... that's so lame. you can change it.
yeh it is lame and no i cant change it.
well, come on honey- we better get there before they close. we'll get it from there.
as if i give a fuck anyways. fuck off and take your ugly baby with you.
-dum questions.
okay. im not a fucking melways. i have no idea to get to highpoint from fucking broadmeadows. i dont know where all the stores are located and which is the best way to get there from the nepean highway. DO NOT ASK ME.
anyways... this one wasn't really bad at the time... but afterwards i thought about it and it made me really angry.
hi, im after a DVD ... mallrats.. do you have it?
hi, im after a DVD ... mallrats.. do you have it?
no, i dont think so. i'll find out who has it though.
so i go and have a look and tell them another store has it.
yeh, essendon had a copy over there.
how much is it...
mmm.. that one is 19.
dollars?
NO. FUCKING RUPEE. EUROS. PESOS. POUNDS. NAFKAS. QUETZALS!!!
or maybe she thought it was 19 cents! dum bitch.
or maybe she thought it was 19 cents! dum bitch.
now i gotta bounce like my arse got the hiccups. - timbaland.
1 comment:
I love these customer service horror stories. You should totally start calling people on their shite. Tell them they are lazy tightarses and see what reaction you get.
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