the simple life

... well, it's been a while since i last wrote some stories about work and the customers that i have had to deal with... the selected highlights include...

this man comes in to the store, and he seriously smelt like ... i really dont know how to describe it, he smells like semen, bleach, wet dog, smushed ants, burnt hair and piss all rolled into one... what does one do when dealing with such a dilemma?

so, i held my breathe for approximately 7 minutes while i served this man as he asked me this question...

- how do i cook this? (while holding a bag of pre-popped popcorn)

i didnt know what to say... i did my blank expression of "what the fuck" and then told him to stick them in a deep fryer.

ooooh... hang on... a jerk just walked in to work... im trying to listen to what he is saying...

girl - oh, have you seen dawn of the dead?
guy - the original or the remake?
girl - the remake.
guy - oh, come on. i condone the remake. it was such a terrible excerise in gore.

WHAT. A. FUCKING. TOOL.

24 - THE GAME.

yes, it's official... i am obsessed with a PS2 game. for obvious reasons. it is sooo cool. i am running around pretending to be bauer. and i have gotten NASTY. im all like, snipering the terrorists and killing and shooting the bad guys ... mostly asian and middle eastern of course... and i have figured out how to be invincible and have infinite ammo ... kinda cheating, but pretty realistic as the real jack bauer never dies and he never runs out of ammo.

in other news sarah K has gotten home after 11 days away. yeh... i dunno - she had fun, got a haircut, hung wit her peeps & family ... nothing really exciting to be honest. although, she did bring back bout 3 dozen anzac biscuits in these hardcore army like containers that looked like you could smuggle toxic powders & chemicals in... but they are YUMMM...