do you dance like you WHAT?

well, another night of filming on ballistyx - this time it was out in effing chadstone. totally not cool, athough, the place was a ye olde tavern with some pretty good production design, a fake london street that i could've sworn i saw in "pirates 2" so, if yo got no life and dont watch lost, tune in on thurs, channel 31 @ 8.30.

after losing sensation in my wrists from holding the effing camera for soo long, i was delighted when i finally got a chance to go to the much talked about 24 HOUR PANCAKE PARLOUR! it seems many bloggers just love to rave about this place as i discovered when i googled some images ... just look at this... the place in doncaster looks like a freaking castle...

anyways, i was pretty much overwhelmed by the menu. i felt like i had been slapped in the face with like, 2 bits of oversized cardboard crammed with writing ... there was so much to choose from! check this link.

http://www.pancakeparlour.com/Menu/menu.html

i thought shit like this didnt exist. man. its so pleasantville style.

yeh, so i ended up having a potato and cheese pancake w/ salad, and a SUPER rasberry spider followed by a pancake with ice-cream for desert. only one complaint, the service was total rubbish. one lass politely approached us...

"im sorry, may i interrupt. can i please collect your maple syrup for cleaning purposes?"

anyways... it never came back!!!! FUUUUCK. it was desert time and we asked the waitress for our cannister of syrup to be returned and she never did it. GRRRR. so, ben just had ice cream.

ohhh... perky! cant forget her. man, her arse was hot. it was so mesmorising leila and i were both in trance-esque states. i couldnt even find a picture to represent it... so, all i have is my excellent diagram which took 8 seconds.

basically, the image on the left, represents how ones ass should look, detached from the thigh. it is correct. the image on the right side, is anyone else.. in other words ... NO DEAL!

in other news, some young slappers on the train asked for my number. thing was, they didnt have the goodies. it was like, youugly.com ... DAMN!

nah, this is how it went down basically..

girl1- oh my god, he just gave you the biggest greasy.
me- huh, oh, no... i was just wondering why she kept looking at me.
girl1- yeh, she thinks you're hot.
me- oh, ok. thats good i guess.
girl1- what?
me- i said, i can handle that i guess.
girl1- oh. maybe you should give her your number.

the other girl turns around.

girl2- how old are you? are you like 30 something?
me- no.
girl2- well, how old are you?
me- im 16.
girl2- oh, you're too young for my mom.
girl1- so you gonna give her your number or what?
me- i dont think so.
girl1- why not.
me- my mom told me not to.

yeh... fun times.