***this post is dedicated to the bi-yatches i work with***ok ok... i have officially had a long good hard look at myself in the mirror and this is what i see...
and that's actually the good version.. the other version is..

yes... i am now officially known as a seagull at work for my constant pecking at other peoples food..
apparently my boss... (let's call him jacob) has a bit of a problem when i go in for a hot chippie!!! give me a break. we all know that it is the fucking weakness of a SeaGull for a hot chip.. jesters actually..
and now.. not only are they sqwaking at me non-stop... the jokes are flying around the store faster then amy winehouse died her hair back to black again...
it actually sounds alot worse than it actually is... i dont constantly do it... well, i do... but pretty much everytime i will ask for a little taste... people can say no... actually, i think anyone would prefer to be told...
"fuck off go get your own effing hot chips.."
instead of the ridicule i have been getting!
NOOOOO BINGO!
what is so wrong with curiousity? ... i like to try new things and experience as much as i can..
a hot chip is one thing.. but if someone has a sandwich or a fucking roast beef im not gonna go shoving my big fat beak in the way am i?
NO!
oh well... whatever! isnt that right renee? and sonia... i must beg my pardon!
as K_RUDD said so nicely on wednesday... im sorry!
now.. if you have a comment to make... please feel free to leave one below!