material may offend some readers

well, its been about 10 daaaays since my lasy post. i know you all are like, thinking terrible things maybe have happened to stop me from blogging. well, to be honest, there has been seriously absolutely NOTHING to blog about. COME ON!!!

although there are a few little comedy moments to catch you up on... i will begin now.

guy walks into work, im there (duh) and he is old and hairy and white and has hella worn out skin that looks like he has been in six world wars and rubbed 27 toads on his face because he has so many effing warts...

him - (picking up video ezy entertainment guide) oh, what'dya reckon? think she'd be a decent fuck?
me - ummm, oh, (freaking the shit out) um, i wouldnt have a clue sorry.
him - oh, come on... you're a man ... surely you'd give it a good go.

he had someone else with him who then came into the conversation.

other - oh, nah mate... i think you'd have to have a fair bit of coke to get anywhere near her ... dont you think?
me - oh, again... wouldnt know.

at that moment they both look away and i turn to my invisible camera crew and make that face ala tim from the office.


what.are.you.doing?

the conversation then begins again ... he turns the page.

him - ohhhh... i'd like to have a suck on those titties ...

i try to do work and not look interested in their filthy conversation... he catches me looking at them

him - oh, you know what i'm saying dont you. they'd taste so sweet...
other - oh, shut up terry. come on man. fuck, you're scaring the kid.

then, he says something else ... think of me making this face.
him - oh, im not a "punjabby" (?) or anything, but i'd love to stick it in her arse.
other - nah mate... i'd rather eat my dinner off of that.

FINALLY THEY LEAVE... i catch the rest of the conversation.

other - terry mate, hold the dog... i gotta take a slash in the alley.