Saturday, July 11, 2009

dinner

meeting carol after work we decided to get some dinner in the city that was NOT asian... yes, it was a difficult mission and we gave up after about 2 minutes of trying!

we ended up at a new asian restaurant that was on la trobe st, above the hobby shop. we walked up the stairs to reveal a massive maroon room packed with asians of all levels of coolness. and carol was the one of 2 white people inside...

anyways the waitress hands us the menus and it wasnt soon after that we learnt that all the pictures on the front door that lured us in were nowhere to be seen!

so we quickly chose something off the menu to keep our stomachs at peace!

we ordered chicken and peanut with some black sauce and a cold dish of garlic cucumbers!

what a mistake! mmm it was very average, i mean, im sure it was good food but we weren't feeling it! in the words of larry david...


waaaaay too saucy! so we quickly finished our waters and beers which were the only thing worthy of completing and got outta there... not before paying a crazy price tag and digging into our bags and pockets to only just cover the cost of the meal...

cut to: hungry jacks to get a whopper meal to make us feel better! fatty fat fat!


what i will say is that i should've known better than to get the m&m storm! it was a horrible evening that not even hungry jacks could fix up! 2 and a half stars!

Friday, July 03, 2009

they're back!

you might remember a little while back steve per chance posted a clip to the prison inmates doing a mass choreography to michael jackson's thriller?

well... they are at it again and this time in a 10 minute tribute to the king of pop.

with only 10 hrs of rehearsal time, 1500 inmates got together and managed to create this amazing video..



how fucking amazing is this? anyways, i looked into things a little further and it turns out that there are heaps of these little performances that would make kim-jong jealous as all hell!

i've posted some links for some of my faves below! i hope you enjoy them... words cannot express how much i LOVE mass choreography!



Tuesday, June 30, 2009

learning the hardest way

i came across this video for the new presets song "if i know you" and felt strangely emotional during it... not sure why..

i really love the simplicity of it and the way it, mmm, kinda represents this small group of kids in the massive city of L.A dancing and being creative.. loves to get me!

anyways, i'd like to know what you think of this clip and i'll speak to you soon

Friday, June 26, 2009

death and misery and a plasma and my mother and pussycat dolls etc etc

meh, you know it's a shit world when the death of a fucking POP god is the thing that inspires you to wrote on your blog for when it's been so fucking long since you've done a post.

i dont even know where to begin or what to say, because, i have tried writing this post so many times before but have found it really hard to start or find interesting things to talk about. so much has happened... and then again, so much isn't worth talking about.

anyways, today i got the sms from li-kim (who always seems to be the first person to find out) and quickly turned on the tv... i yelled over to mum (who is currently in melbourne- more on that later) and said MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD... maybe! she lept out of her semi state of sleep and we watched the tv... it was so weird and strange... and i dunno, it's not that important or interesting hearing me talking about it but i have to say something i guess to someone who was such a MASSIVE part of everyone's lives!

despite his personal life and all that crazy shit we read, there is no denying he was a true musical legend... and although i dont really believe in god, he was basically a musical god... and inspired and gave so much to people...

so i arrived to work today at about 1pm, and i thought maybe we'd be playing some of his albums and stuff, but i didnt expect the amount of people asking for his stuff to be soooo HUGE! we had 1 woman bursting into tears and another guy saying how he was glad he was dead and that he'll rot in hell etc... and within a couple of hours we'd sold out of EVERYTHING! and i think it was the same with most JB stores as well... it was full the fuck on. but, what a strange emotional thing to get over, the last great muscial icon!

and farah fucking fawcett... fucks sake. her battle with cancer was so fucking public and out there... that got me a little too... so much going on.

but looking back at the past month or whatever long it's been... i'm trying to think of all the stuff that's happened.

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maybe i'll start with whats going on at the moment... mother hubbard has decided on her 58th birthday, she'd come down to melbourne and spend some time with her 3 children... (sarah chu had also booked to come down) so last night after work, i managed to get into the city and check out where mum was staying...

now, on my way there i google map the place to find out where it is and i come across some reviews for it... basically people rating it 1 star and saying it was a horrible experience and blah blah how they didnt get their deposit money back.. whatever, i wasnt suprised that the woman that gave birth to me had decided to stay in a cheapy hotel... but, when i arrived i was actually suprised that the place wasnt a total dump, and for the price that she was paying, it was pretty alright... free hot breakfast in the morning was the most promising aspect in my opinion.

that night at work i saw some friends of amber button (a girl from work, who's real name is not actually button, it's because she calls me benjamin button so i call her it back) anyways, these young punks come and say hello and mention that they might be going out in the city... and since i was in the city i thought i might see where they were or what they were doing...

cut to: your old pal hobbling up the streets (due to extreme over exercise due to my new diet-more on that later) to the club... now, i had heard of billboard, but never been.. and probably because it seems that when you go there, you are meant to be underage or just turned 18! no-one told me this!!! so i enter the club and see all the hotties and P.O.W's in the joint and for some strange reason i just started to smile!

it had been so long since i'd been to a club, and despite all the gross yucky hetro's inside, the music was so loud and full on that i couldnt not enjoy myself. so, i spent the next few hours dancing my little legs off to music that i had never heard before and that was so loud i had to text msg any conversation i wanted to have... so, it hit about 2.30-ish AM and i thought i was probably time to call it a night.

walked katie to hungry jacks and she got some chips... (and i showed my AMAZING will power and got nothing) then she got in a taxi and i just walked 10 mins to my hotel room! omg... living in the city has never been more appealing... although... "inner city pressure" did keep coming into mind!

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in other news the plasma finally arrived! it probably has been in the house for about a month! and it's amazing! although, and this is a BIG BIG set back... the dvd player/blu ray recorder doesnt play DIVX!!!! and the tv doesnt have a USB input! anyways, here i am bitching and complaining... but yeh, because they took so long to actually deliver the TV, they had no choice but to upgrade me to the next model up because the other one had actually run out of stock!

so it was the day of stocktake at work, the 1 day where i couldnt take it off because my jerk of a manager would be all GRR GRR and make me cry ... (more on that probably never, although he didnt make me cry... more i cried while talking to him) and yeh, lucky gen was here and also jesse who offered to come over before he went to university.

the weekend before, phoebe, carl (phoebe's BF), gen and i all went to IKEA in search of swedish meatballs and some dvd shelves for the 15 plus boxes i had piled up in our temporary lounge room. to cut a long trip short, i picked up 2 dvd shelves, ran into my sister in the food court where i busted her getting lunch and found a slightly "damaged" entertainment unit that someone had returned.. the beauty of that was that it had already been assembled and it was about $80 cheaper than the brand new one! soooo grateful to all the kids and their cars for managing to get that back home! pretty much set that up straight away and within days we were watching everything on amazing plasma goodness!

i've also become pretty addicted to amazon.co.uk as i've discovered that australia and europe are the same region or zone for blu ray movies. sometimes it works out being cheaper online than buying them at work with my discount! who would've thought! so, i've already done some double dipping, but im very very keen not keep it up! as amazing as blu ray is, unless it's something incredible that i must have, im not going to! but, the collection is slowly buidling up, hopefully for anyone that cares or is interested, i might put some pictures up!

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continuing on my "chu-luck" (as carol calls it, because apparently all the chuahs have good luck, this is proven by li-kim winning a phone a week via the age newspaper) i entered a competition on my mobile to win tickets to a concert at rod laver arena. now, the woman rings up and says i have scored a double pass to the presets! and i was like, AWESOME... i was already thinking of all the fabulous and amazing people that were going.. until i told bessie and she informed me that they were not playing at rod laver and definately not playing on the 26th! fuck! i immediately thought what if i misheard and i had won tickets to the priests! the muscial trio of catholic tenors not the 2 hot cool gay guys with electro funk!

so the day comes, and i collect my tickets from the post office... i open the parcel and ta daaah!

PUSSYCAT DOLLS WITH LADY GAGA!

omg, it just got better... or worse.. depending who you ask... but it went from like, a gay rating of like 17 to like 88.32930230278!!!

incredible... fast forward to the concert, carol and i are sitting amongst the strangest collection of people... it was pretty amazing.. we had some really good seats and jesse let me borrow his camera which had an incredible zoom so it felt like we were really close! and this girl behind us was such a fan of both the gags and the dolls, she was screaming every word of every song... and when they went off the stage, she'd bust out with something random like...

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU GAGA! YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKER... FUUUUCK.. OMG!!!"

priceless... needless to say i got a shitload of photos and about 5 minutes into lady gaga i had already filled the 4GB memory card with video of the concert.. i cant be bothered putting up photos from the event, but i will at some stage when i get my new computer and this old hunk'o'chunk doesnt crash every second. the mere fact that i've managed to write a post this long is truly a miracle!

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you might have heard that apple has launched their new macbook range and guess which nerd/apple obsessive has finally bitten the bullet and ordered one??? MEEE! i'm so excited to get one, and join the club of fellow mac users, i know every time i see likim and sarah, part of me is a little excited to see sarah's mac. but, yeh, jesse and i went into work and got the old 20 months interest free and presto. i'm approved for more money than i can poke an iPod at. also picked up final cut HD express so now i really have no fucking excuse for not being able to be creative!

i kinda got the mac also to keep me occupied for when carol goes on her own little euro-trip in september... so fingers crossed it shall fill the void of human love and companionship she provides!

which leads me to my segue...

carol has moved out of 4 henry st, which concludes that chapter of our lives! it's pretty cool that we all lived there at some stage and had some great memories and not so great memories... $100 a week for a room the size of my new backyard and city views? brilliant.. but, meh... the place is falling apart and is surely very slowly sinking into the ground thanks to next doors renovations... (YES, THEY ARE STILL GOING)

li-kim is also in the process of moving out too... man i'm going to miss the local bakery, fish'n'chips shop, fruit shop, top shop, the bottom shop... the chicken shop... kensington pizza... but certainly not the smelly pub! omg that place is shiiiiit!



hmmmm it's getting kinda late now, i might give it a rest... hopefully this is enough of an update to keep you all happy... and hopefully it wont be too long between posts in the future..

love and peace and be safe and dont fall off any cliffs (ie jeff goldblum rumour!)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Friday, April 24, 2009

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

@ IMAX !!!

i can feel my seat shakin' now with 50 million fucking watts of sound. and chris pine looking HOT!

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

feelin blu-ray!

the saga continues.

apparently they tried to deliver the goods when i wasn't home. why they didn't tell me is beyond me. so it's been about 6 weeks since i received the phone call saying i'd won this competition way back in december.

what i'm trying to figure out is if i won this thing way back then, shouldn't the goods be sitting in some sort of prize cupboard ready to ship out to me? so i'm at work and i noticed a missed call from panasonic... i called the number and organised for the goods to be delivered on monday. unfortunately, she was unable to give me a delivery time, but i figured, i'm happy to wait a whole day to finally get the plasma and blu-ray recorder!

finally the TNT delivery truck pulls up. gen and i scream in excitement!! THE PLASMA! THE PLASMA!!!

the guy pulls up the roller door and brings out a small box. my face just goes blank. i waited the whole day for just the recorder? what's the freakin point. now i have blu-ray discs and a player, but no tv that will support them!! sooo DUM!

ok, well, i figure that i don't actually have a table to put the TV on, so i guess it'll give me more time to look. i also need to get another antenna point in the lounge room. i give jim's antenna's a ring. the guy comes out the next morning.

monday morning and jimmy pulls up and has a look.

"oh no, we've already got a problem!"

apparently the antenna is too old and is running ribbon cable through the wall. what i need is coaxial cable! he quotes me $400 for a new antenna, installation and 2 aerial points in the house! fucking pricey. and all this for me to watch HD TV on my new plasma! this shit doesnt end.

so jimmy rings up the real estate asking to speak to the property manager asking them to pay half of the fee because it's a basic service and eventually analogue signal will be switched off.

this is when i start to get a bit... hmmm... "this guy's a peice of work"

so he leaves and i decide to call another man to get a quote. then this guy says it's only gonna cost $190... whatever!!! the guy says he'll come out in a couple of hours and have a look and also give me a written quote that i can hand to the real estate.

2 hours later he rings up and says he isn't coming!!! ARGHHH!!!!

ok, i get over that hurdle and ring up panasonic and am informed that they have no more stock of the plasma that i was expecting and that they wont be getting anymore in until the end of the month. panasonic has no clue about my prize and the woman at disney or whoever looks after the prize isn't answering my emails!!!

will i ever see this TV??? and when will i get my K-RUDD900??

... waiting game!

Monday, April 06, 2009

"there's like a giant blue weiner"

finally saw the watchmen! it was pretty spectacular. the whole time i was watching it i couldn't help but think how great a directors cut will be on blu-ray!!!

mmm i can't really be bothered reviewing this film, but i'll let my good buddy share his thoughts with you... (i basically agree with him...)

Sunday, April 05, 2009

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!

HILARIOUS!!!

IT FEELS LIKE A PULL FRONTAL SKETCH!!

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!

HILARIOUS!!!

IT FEELS LIKE A PULL FRONTAL SKETCH!!

Saturday, April 04, 2009

douche(s) of the week

how many dum hats can u get in one convertible???

Thursday, April 02, 2009

hell-o!


sam raimi is back to his evil dead origins with the new film, drag me to hell!! looks funny/corny/scary/evil.. all the classic elements we'd expect from the man before spiderman 3!
and justin long... !!!