so, I arrive... 10 minutes late as usual with my cheeseymite scroll and walk behind the counter... quoi greets me and then I see it...
PILES OF FUCKING RETURNS!!!
obviously left over from last night... but come on... this is my last shift! that's ... doesn't that mean anything to you guys? sniff sniff... I am a little emo and to celebrate my leaving I am going to watch JURASSIC PARK in honor of me and my excellent choice in movies...
hang on... there's a fucking ugly customer..
so anyways... over my approximate 2 years of working I have learnt a lot... it has been an interesting and fun job... although I have been working my guts out for minimum pay ... I would like to just share with you some of my memories of working at video ezy...
(I wanted to have a video montage ... but it doesn't exist)
- working after hours... by myself until about 3 am to make sure the store was clean
- working a ten hour shift with no break
- getting punched in the face & violently threatened by "laurance" p.s- I hate you
- repairing a ladies VCR to save her IRAQI wedding video ...
- adjusting a crazy man's DVD player and fix his colour calibration
- calling numerous (probably in the early thousands) customers re: late fee's & overdues
- getting abused by numerous customers re: overdues and late fee's
- giving someone the "finger" and me getting caught out
- getting held up with a knife ...
- yelling at 1 particular person calling him a "fucking cunt" or something very similar
- chasing after a suspected thief/drug addict
- screaming "HELP ME GOD" after dealing with a customer - then getting caught...
- looking after 1 guy's child - sword-fighting, chasing, reading, dancing ... the usual.
well... I guess that's enough for now...
at least I will always have my memories.
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