this is an actual transcript of a conversation i had with a customer the other day about the filming of a tv show around the corner from the store... he was white and bald.
me - have you seen this before, it's a really good movie...
him - oh, nah, i have been meaning to see it for a while actually... hey, whats going on around the corner... do you know?
me - oh, um, they're filming a segment for forensic investigators... something about a bank robbery that took place a little while back.
him - wow... hey, you know what? you should go round there and ask for a role or something
(i laughed in awkwardness)
him - yeh, go on... go around there and just ask them. jump in there and say "i know kung fu..."
me - now why the fuck would you automatically assume i know kung-fu you spastic???
him - (a little shocked and disgusted) now, hang on... there's no need to speak to me like that...
me - well, look, just because i am of asian fucking background how dare you assume i know kung-fu?
him - oh, well, hey... i didnt mean to be rude... i was just making a joke... im sorry...
me - well, your joke sucks arse you dickhead. that's $4.95 thanks.
him - (looking sorry for himself) here you go. and, again... im really sorry.
me - (throwing his 5 cents change) go on, piss off you bald cunt.
now, this didnt happen at all... but he did say i should tell them i knew kung-fu. it was a six feet under moment if ever i had one. and, im sure it got a laugh amongst my 8 fans!
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